Sounds impossible?
No, it is not.
If you use forestle you can save a part of the rainforest with every search you do.
Can it be more easy? I don´t think so...
So fuck the evil empire of internet searching called "google" and use this more friendly alternative one.
Okay, that´s all for today, I have to go back to my working desk and finish project prototype. Final tests will be this weekend and if everything works right, I´ll present my new weapon of doom next week.
Donnerstag, 11. Februar 2010
Montag, 1. Februar 2010
Clarification
Some time ago I told you about an american supervillain who connected me, remember? (If you don´t: go and read the "hot news"-post I made last month...Done? Okay, so I can continue)
Me and this guy (I won´t tell his name, to keep his privacy) talked via e-mail about our points of view to the world. He told me of his goals. He seemed to be a pretty strange guy to me, who wants to change the world and the society.
Sounds like noble goals, but his ideas were unrealistic and a little bit weird.
I realized he took the whole supervillain thing to serious. When I say he wants to change the world, I´m not talking about he wants to enlighten us with his wisdom...he wants to get active and change the things he thinks that went wrong. We had a little discussion about forms of society in history, problems of the world we live in and stuff like that...stuff I don´t want to reproduce here word by word.
You see: not only the RLSH are a little bit over the top...
That experience lead me to the topic of my post:
I´m not serious!
This blog is fun. It´s to show how absurd the whole RLSH-comunity is. It´s the other side of the medal: freaking serious "heroes" vs. humorous "villains".
Never thought I have to post this...Thought talking about super lasers on the moon, evil scientists and mind controlling is clearly enough to be humor.
Obviously not. Sorry, my mistake...
Okay guys, hope everyone got it.
If not please leave my blog, turn off your computer and don´t come back until you´ve found your sense of humor!
That´s all for today.
Me and this guy (I won´t tell his name, to keep his privacy) talked via e-mail about our points of view to the world. He told me of his goals. He seemed to be a pretty strange guy to me, who wants to change the world and the society.
Sounds like noble goals, but his ideas were unrealistic and a little bit weird.
I realized he took the whole supervillain thing to serious. When I say he wants to change the world, I´m not talking about he wants to enlighten us with his wisdom...he wants to get active and change the things he thinks that went wrong. We had a little discussion about forms of society in history, problems of the world we live in and stuff like that...stuff I don´t want to reproduce here word by word.
You see: not only the RLSH are a little bit over the top...
That experience lead me to the topic of my post:
I´m not serious!
This blog is fun. It´s to show how absurd the whole RLSH-comunity is. It´s the other side of the medal: freaking serious "heroes" vs. humorous "villains".
Never thought I have to post this...Thought talking about super lasers on the moon, evil scientists and mind controlling is clearly enough to be humor.
Obviously not. Sorry, my mistake...
Okay guys, hope everyone got it.
If not please leave my blog, turn off your computer and don´t come back until you´ve found your sense of humor!
That´s all for today.
Dienstag, 19. Januar 2010
The Flirt Nerd
Greetings from the Bag Cave / the Bagster Building / Bagtopolis...looking for a name for the Bag Pack headquater, don´t know what to call it...
Whatever, some time ago a told you about the new member of my team. A man with the superpower to mind control females. I would like to tell you about our first meeting (it wasn´t really the first meeting, but the first as super villains. Me, Bodybag (the super villain formely known as Dr. Whatson) and the Flirt Nerd met in a bar. When we entered the bar we were looking fo a table and the hotest girl in the room waved to the Flirt Nerd. He waved back and I asked him: "Who´s that girl?". He answered: "I don´t know. Think she confounds me."
Could be a fortunate coincidence, so let´s contiue with the story:
We sat down on a table in a little alcove aside (like Han Solo in Star Wars Episode 4 and like every villain should do) and ordered some beer and talked about new ways to take over the power. As we wanted to order some more beer the waitress ignored us like just a waitress can do. You know what I´m talking about...
The Flirt Nerd looked across te room where she stand behind the bar and said very quietly: "Pumpkin, come on over...". Right in this moment she took her tray and came over to our table.
Just an other coincidence?
Later that evening Bodybags girl friend came along and huged everyone for welcome. Me first, Bodybag was number two and Flirt Nerd the last one. In Germany there is a saying: "Das Beste kommt zum Schluss", what means: "the best at the end". And that´s what she said to Flirt Nerd while huging him.
That was the ultimate proof of his power. He´s a ladies man.
And I´m glad I have such a man in my team.
Just a quick update:That doesn´t belong to the story, but I want to tell. My ninja assassin girl (who has still no villain name) climbed another step on the ladder of success! She does now voluntary work on a small local tv station where she can spread our propaganda secretly. That´s a great chance for us...
Whatever, some time ago a told you about the new member of my team. A man with the superpower to mind control females. I would like to tell you about our first meeting (it wasn´t really the first meeting, but the first as super villains. Me, Bodybag (the super villain formely known as Dr. Whatson) and the Flirt Nerd met in a bar. When we entered the bar we were looking fo a table and the hotest girl in the room waved to the Flirt Nerd. He waved back and I asked him: "Who´s that girl?". He answered: "I don´t know. Think she confounds me."
Could be a fortunate coincidence, so let´s contiue with the story:
We sat down on a table in a little alcove aside (like Han Solo in Star Wars Episode 4 and like every villain should do) and ordered some beer and talked about new ways to take over the power. As we wanted to order some more beer the waitress ignored us like just a waitress can do. You know what I´m talking about...
The Flirt Nerd looked across te room where she stand behind the bar and said very quietly: "Pumpkin, come on over...". Right in this moment she took her tray and came over to our table.
Just an other coincidence?
Later that evening Bodybags girl friend came along and huged everyone for welcome. Me first, Bodybag was number two and Flirt Nerd the last one. In Germany there is a saying: "Das Beste kommt zum Schluss", what means: "the best at the end". And that´s what she said to Flirt Nerd while huging him.
That was the ultimate proof of his power. He´s a ladies man.
And I´m glad I have such a man in my team.
Just a quick update:That doesn´t belong to the story, but I want to tell. My ninja assassin girl (who has still no villain name) climbed another step on the ladder of success! She does now voluntary work on a small local tv station where she can spread our propaganda secretly. That´s a great chance for us...
Sonntag, 17. Januar 2010
Hot news - a little update
Dr. Whatson is dead!
Metaphorically spoken.
I found out he is no real doctor. He lied to me...I was shocked. I was disapointed. I was so proud.
But in an brainstorming sesion we (and with "we" I want to say "I") decided to change his name. Because of his interest in pathology his new name will be "Body Bag". (He will also get a new costume.)
I also decided he has to be punished. Now he has to run around the world. Har!
Villain networking
Some days ago I was contacted by a super villain from America via e-mail.
He told me a little bit about himself and showed interest in the Bag Pack.
We will see how this connection will turn out...
I will keep you updated.
Okay, that´s all for today. Now I have to go back to the working desk and continue with project prototype. Hopefully I can show you some pics in the next days.
Dienstag, 12. Januar 2010
The next generation of villains
Hello all you little evil doers out there, it´s me again.
Some time ago I moved (special thanks to my henchmen, who all find an excuse to not help me...) and now all my evil machines are installed, the painter finished his work today and I have internet... so let´s get it on.
But enough about me and my problems,the reason why I´m posting is: I saw an evil genius in the body of a little child.
Two days ago I was sneaking around the neighbourhood to look for a super market. A young mother and her little daughter (guess it is a daughter,it´s hard to see in all this winter clothes) walked in front of me with their tiny dog. I don´t know what kind of dog it was, one of this rat looking things.
The little child had the dog´s rope in her hand. It was one of this ropes, where you push a button on a plastic handle and he rope rolls in (do you understand what I´m talking about? I hope so, it´s pretty hard to explain in english for me)
Back to the story: the girl pushed the button again and again, so the head of the dog was pulled back again and again. After some time the girl was bored by just pushing the button. I could see how her little brain works, she looked from the rope to the dog, back to the rope and back to the dog. Finally she pushed the button again and also dropped her end of the rope, so the plastic handle races over the side walk straight to the dog. The dog noticed a strange noise from behind, turned around and was hit by the plastic handle straight in his little rat face.
The mother looked shocked and me and the daughter started to laugh.
One great moment for humorous villainity.
In this moment I knew: the next generation of villains is coming.
And it will be a good one
Hope you understand what I´m talking about...
Okay, that´s all for today. I´ll work a little on project prototype and then go to sleep.
Oh, and: Evil new year, to all of you!
Some time ago I moved (special thanks to my henchmen, who all find an excuse to not help me...) and now all my evil machines are installed, the painter finished his work today and I have internet... so let´s get it on.
But enough about me and my problems,the reason why I´m posting is: I saw an evil genius in the body of a little child.
Two days ago I was sneaking around the neighbourhood to look for a super market. A young mother and her little daughter (guess it is a daughter,it´s hard to see in all this winter clothes) walked in front of me with their tiny dog. I don´t know what kind of dog it was, one of this rat looking things.
The little child had the dog´s rope in her hand. It was one of this ropes, where you push a button on a plastic handle and he rope rolls in (do you understand what I´m talking about? I hope so, it´s pretty hard to explain in english for me)
Back to the story: the girl pushed the button again and again, so the head of the dog was pulled back again and again. After some time the girl was bored by just pushing the button. I could see how her little brain works, she looked from the rope to the dog, back to the rope and back to the dog. Finally she pushed the button again and also dropped her end of the rope, so the plastic handle races over the side walk straight to the dog. The dog noticed a strange noise from behind, turned around and was hit by the plastic handle straight in his little rat face.
The mother looked shocked and me and the daughter started to laugh.
One great moment for humorous villainity.
In this moment I knew: the next generation of villains is coming.
And it will be a good one
Hope you understand what I´m talking about...
Okay, that´s all for today. I´ll work a little on project prototype and then go to sleep.
Oh, and: Evil new year, to all of you!
Dienstag, 29. Dezember 2009
Kick-Ass
Heared of that movie?
It´s about a highschool guy who wants to be a superhero. He neither has super powers nor training nor intelligence but he has a costume and the wish to fight crime.
Sounds familiar?
Yeah, it sounds like the story of >>enter random RLSH name<< !!!
Let´s all hope ther will not be that much new guys who wants to play hero after watching that movie.
Damn, I really hope...
It´s about a highschool guy who wants to be a superhero. He neither has super powers nor training nor intelligence but he has a costume and the wish to fight crime.
Sounds familiar?
Yeah, it sounds like the story of >>enter random RLSH name<< !!!
Let´s all hope ther will not be that much new guys who wants to play hero after watching that movie.
Damn, I really hope...
Sonntag, 27. Dezember 2009
Hope you all had a great Christmas, Hannukka, Kwanza or what ever you celebrate....
So...the holydays are finished, the christmas party at the Bag Pack hideout was a success and the team got a new member.
A man with the incredible power to mind control femals. I saw his power work, and it´s awesome. He will be the first member of the new cell (which i call from now on the alpha cell, the old one will be the beta cell), he will be my Padawan, he will be the Flirt Nerd. More information will follow.
And an other great info: At the Bag Pack christmas party my ninja assassin climbed up the job ladder and became a full time member of the team, unfortunately she has no cool super villain name, so she will be an inactive member till someone came up with a good one. (Sorry girl: no name, no job...)
The reason why she became a full time member? The greatest idea to spread the mind control virus (ohh, once again mind controling in the same post?) my scientists are working on: after the scientists finished the virus I´ll inject it to all my emplyees. Then they´ll go to a blood donation and donate their blood (makes sense, huu?). So the doctors will give the blood to dozens of people. Slowly hundreds of people are infected by the virus, and when I give the secret signal all this people will stand up and fight for the new world order.
MY WORLD ORDER!
And by the way the Bag Pack gets some money for every blood donation.
Cause we all know: You can´t get a super laser on the moon for free.
A man with the incredible power to mind control femals. I saw his power work, and it´s awesome. He will be the first member of the new cell (which i call from now on the alpha cell, the old one will be the beta cell), he will be my Padawan, he will be the Flirt Nerd. More information will follow.
And an other great info: At the Bag Pack christmas party my ninja assassin climbed up the job ladder and became a full time member of the team, unfortunately she has no cool super villain name, so she will be an inactive member till someone came up with a good one. (Sorry girl: no name, no job...)
The reason why she became a full time member? The greatest idea to spread the mind control virus (ohh, once again mind controling in the same post?) my scientists are working on: after the scientists finished the virus I´ll inject it to all my emplyees. Then they´ll go to a blood donation and donate their blood (makes sense, huu?). So the doctors will give the blood to dozens of people. Slowly hundreds of people are infected by the virus, and when I give the secret signal all this people will stand up and fight for the new world order.
MY WORLD ORDER!
And by the way the Bag Pack gets some money for every blood donation.
Cause we all know: You can´t get a super laser on the moon for free.
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