Donnerstag, 17. Dezember 2009

Who was that?

I currently checked some stuff on the internet and saw this picture...



Okay guys, who of you tested the zombiegas in Berlin?
I´m pissed off! Why I didn´t get the memo? I also would be interested to watch the experiment...but after looking at the picture I guess the test was a success and it works pretty well.

So, can I order some?

Wish List For Christmas

Dear Santa Claws,

I was an evil little boy this year, so I hope I´ll get everything on my wish list.

1. plutonium
(you never know when you need it, but it´s good to have some in case of emergency)

2. a laser gun
(every villain should have one)



3. a tank
(one with a machine gun on top, that can swim, is an atv and has tons of other cool stuff...I want a BRDM 2)




Thanks,
Baghead

Shadow Hare and Me

Look what I found...looks like I´m not the only one doing sketches to make fun of real life superheroes.



I love that one and it seems to be true. I haven´t heared anything from or about Shadow Hare for a long time.
Hope he is still active, because he is the one who lead me into the world of the RLSH community.
Six months ago or so a friend of mine sended me an e-mail (subject: "live your dream (or trauma)") with an youtube video of that little news film about Shadow Hare. I watched this film several times and everytime I thought "what an idiot...". And than I noticed somethin ...an internet site. That leaded me to worldsuperheroregistry.com and I realized:"Fuck, there are tons of that idiots!" While checking out the site I found the link to joinroach.com. "Than god, there are people who feel the same way like I do about RLSH."
That´s the story of my way to the evil (and much more fun) side of the hero/villain world.

Hmm, while writeing this story, it reminds me of something: a rabbit leading someone into a new world...sounds like Alice in wonderland, huh?

-Baghead in Wonderland-


Maybe I´ll meet the Mad Hatter and he teaches me some super villain tricks



That´s all for today, but I´ll be bag!

Freitag, 11. Dezember 2009

It´s me again

I know I´ve been pretty inactive for the last time, but there is a good excuse for that! I rearrange my team the Bag Pack.
And trust me, that´s not easy...
I have to organize the new cell, teach my successor for the old cell (Dr. Whatson), train my other two henchmen and additionally I have to fight the RLSH community and spread chaos.
Unfortunately I also have to close one of the sections of my organisation. I´m pretty sad that I have to close down my boot camp, where I train kids to become my private army. My accountant told me I have not enough cash to run the boot camp and start a new cell in an other town...stupid motherfucker.
Why can´t this jerk see that this new cell is a once in a lifetime chance.

Nobody said the life of a super villain is an easy one. But I didn´t knew that it´s that stressful...Damn,I´m just a normal guy with a bag on his head.

World,you can sleep peacefully, ´cause I´m busy now...But remember: I´ll be bag!

Mittwoch, 25. November 2009

Sonntag, 22. November 2009

Dr. Whatson

At first I want to talk about blogger/blogspot...why shows this fucking side "new" posts to me days after they where posted? Is this some evil plan of the RLSH community to disturb our exchange of information or does this side just suck?

Okay, now to the main topic of my post:Dr. Whatson
I formed my own team of super villains:the Bag Pack
Most of them are in training right now,so they are no real villains, just minions and henchmen. But one of them showed incredible evil powers, so he became a full time Bag Packer and his name is Dr. Whatson. He started as my side kick, to help me to do evil. This guy has an eye for the detail, he noticed things I would possibly miss. He is a real enrichment to my team.
I will leave my home town in a few days because of a new job (I need the money,because you can´t get a super laser on the moon for free...) so this cell of the Bag Pack will be without a leader. Dr. Whatson will be my proxy while I build up a new cell in my new home town. He also will be the vice president of the Bag Pack, my right hand, my eyes and ears, my connection to the rabble.
I´m sure he will do well in this position,´cause if the doctor is in the house, you know what´s on...
Okay, that´s all for now, just a quick update to let you know about the newest changes over here in Germany (still RLSH free).
I´ll be bag...