Mittwoch, 28. Oktober 2009
Montag, 26. Oktober 2009
christmas countdown
Just two months and it´s christmas again.
Time to get some gift for the people you love. So I was looking at the internet for something cool for my father. Maybe some fishing stuff...no, he has enough of that. Maybe a watch...yup, sounds good. So I was checking what cool swatch stuff is available. And... WOW!
Didn´t know their is a so called villain collection by swatch...cool. Okay, it´s James Bond themed but it´s a start. Finally villains get the credits they deserve.
And the one top right is really sweet looking.
Time to turn out the computer...nothing found for my father but definitely something for my own christmas wish list.
Adios, all you little evil doers!
But don´t become desperate, ´cause I´ll be bag!
Time to get some gift for the people you love. So I was looking at the internet for something cool for my father. Maybe some fishing stuff...no, he has enough of that. Maybe a watch...yup, sounds good. So I was checking what cool swatch stuff is available. And... WOW!
Didn´t know their is a so called villain collection by swatch...cool. Okay, it´s James Bond themed but it´s a start. Finally villains get the credits they deserve.
And the one top right is really sweet looking.
Time to turn out the computer...nothing found for my father but definitely something for my own christmas wish list.
Adios, all you little evil doers!
But don´t become desperate, ´cause I´ll be bag!
Sonntag, 25. Oktober 2009
Supply And Demand
It´s okay to be evil.
It´s okay to be evil if you want to rule the world, enslave the mankind or just because of revenge. But it´s not okay to be evil just because of money. In my eyes that´s the wrong intention to be a villain.
I will give you an example: Daimler, a company which produces cars.
That´s what I thought...Some time ago I´ve heared, that they have some subsidiary companies. That´s okay, that´s normal.
But there are three of this subsidiary companies that are interesting:
#1 produces land mines
#2 produces vehicles to find and remove land mines (don´t know what they are called in english) and finally
#3 produces prostheses
A pretty evil combination, the most inhuman and perverse one I can imagine.
And why do they do it? Because they want take over the power? Because they hate arms and legs? Because they are members of a weird sect?
No! They just want to make money. And they don´t care about the people.
That´s pure and simple wrong. Wrong on a ethically, human and moral way.
Why you RLSH idiots don´t fight against these people? Why you don´t do something useful and act against some real crime?
That´s all for today, but I´ll be bag.
It´s okay to be evil if you want to rule the world, enslave the mankind or just because of revenge. But it´s not okay to be evil just because of money. In my eyes that´s the wrong intention to be a villain.
I will give you an example: Daimler, a company which produces cars.
That´s what I thought...Some time ago I´ve heared, that they have some subsidiary companies. That´s okay, that´s normal.
But there are three of this subsidiary companies that are interesting:
#1 produces land mines
#2 produces vehicles to find and remove land mines (don´t know what they are called in english) and finally
#3 produces prostheses
A pretty evil combination, the most inhuman and perverse one I can imagine.
And why do they do it? Because they want take over the power? Because they hate arms and legs? Because they are members of a weird sect?
No! They just want to make money. And they don´t care about the people.
That´s pure and simple wrong. Wrong on a ethically, human and moral way.
Why you RLSH idiots don´t fight against these people? Why you don´t do something useful and act against some real crime?
That´s all for today, but I´ll be bag.
Montag, 19. Oktober 2009
Can you smell it?
On saturday I saw these guy on tv
MISTER METHANE
He was at a talent show, and his special talent is he can fart. He can fart songs, blow out candles and lots of other cool anal wind acrobatic stuff.
He should become a honorary member in the legions of doom because of his fight against the ozon layer, the perfume industry and the smell of all this little disgusting air refreshers.
MISTER METHANE
He was at a talent show, and his special talent is he can fart. He can fart songs, blow out candles and lots of other cool anal wind acrobatic stuff.
He should become a honorary member in the legions of doom because of his fight against the ozon layer, the perfume industry and the smell of all this little disgusting air refreshers.
Montag, 12. Oktober 2009
baghead report
Here´s a little story, just to show how evil I am.
Read, if you dare...
I wanted to post this earlier, but the weekend was pretty busy.
Last friday after training, when all the kids left the sports center (yes I´m a trainer for kids.I´m not like this RLSH, who beat the kids up in the streets, I keep them away from the streets. Don´t think I do it for nothing, I do it to bring up my private army...I´m still evil) I started my own little work out in a little gym there.
After an hour or so of weight lifting I finished my work out and wanted to leave the center. It was getting late and I started to become a little bit hungry. On my way out I passed an open door of a meeting room. And there I saw it: a table full of sandwiches for some meeting starting in 30 minutes. More than enough time for me. I grabbed two of the sandwiches and left the crime scene.
The perfect crime...muahahahahahahaha!
Stay tuned, ´cause I´ll be bag!
Read, if you dare...
I wanted to post this earlier, but the weekend was pretty busy.
Last friday after training, when all the kids left the sports center (yes I´m a trainer for kids.I´m not like this RLSH, who beat the kids up in the streets, I keep them away from the streets. Don´t think I do it for nothing, I do it to bring up my private army...I´m still evil) I started my own little work out in a little gym there.
After an hour or so of weight lifting I finished my work out and wanted to leave the center. It was getting late and I started to become a little bit hungry. On my way out I passed an open door of a meeting room. And there I saw it: a table full of sandwiches for some meeting starting in 30 minutes. More than enough time for me. I grabbed two of the sandwiches and left the crime scene.
The perfect crime...muahahahahahahaha!
Stay tuned, ´cause I´ll be bag!
Dienstag, 6. Oktober 2009
little guide for super villains
How to rule the world by Andre de Guillaume
This is a nice little book with a lot of useful informations. A must have for all future leaders of the world. I really enjoyed to read it.
It tells you how to take over the power in your country, what characteristics you need to be a dictator and all the other stuff you need to know, and it´s fun written.
This is a nice little book with a lot of useful informations. A must have for all future leaders of the world. I really enjoyed to read it.
It tells you how to take over the power in your country, what characteristics you need to be a dictator and all the other stuff you need to know, and it´s fun written.
Montag, 5. Oktober 2009
Sonntag, 4. Oktober 2009
ORIGIN
This is my story.
It was a starry night in Germany and I was in my garden to smoke a cigarette.
And then...BAM!...a rock, straight from space, slamed into my head. But instead of killing me or giveing me super powers (found out that only works in super hero comics...) it only made my face looking like a pound of hamburger meat, my face was ruined. My pretty face was fucking ruined!
After that bad joke of the universe i started to hate myself. I destroyed all the mirrors in my house, because I was unable to look at these person formerly known as =[censored]=. This man no longer exists. I became an outcast, full of hate for the world. I decided to hide my face under a mask, a new face for a new person.
I became the baghead, a man with the vision to enslave the whole mankind.
That´s all for now...I´ll be bag!
It was a starry night in Germany and I was in my garden to smoke a cigarette.
And then...BAM!...a rock, straight from space, slamed into my head. But instead of killing me or giveing me super powers (found out that only works in super hero comics...) it only made my face looking like a pound of hamburger meat, my face was ruined. My pretty face was fucking ruined!
After that bad joke of the universe i started to hate myself. I destroyed all the mirrors in my house, because I was unable to look at these person formerly known as =[censored]=. This man no longer exists. I became an outcast, full of hate for the world. I decided to hide my face under a mask, a new face for a new person.
I became the baghead, a man with the vision to enslave the whole mankind.
That´s all for now...I´ll be bag!
Freitag, 2. Oktober 2009
Welcome in the realm of baghead!
Greetings, mankind!
I am the baghead, future leader of the world. This blog is my way to show future generations how i took over the power. I will explain my evil plans to you, just to show you I am unstoppable.
You may now ask: who the fuck is the baghead?
Good question...
I am the monster under your bed, the disturbing beer drinking redneck sitting right behind you at your son´s football game, the chain smokeing monkey, the school yard bully that knocks you out and steals your peanut butter sandwich, the clone of your evil twin. I am all this and more.
I am the baghead, a fucking super villain!
World, watch out! ´cause I´ll be bag!
I am the baghead, future leader of the world. This blog is my way to show future generations how i took over the power. I will explain my evil plans to you, just to show you I am unstoppable.
You may now ask: who the fuck is the baghead?
Good question...
I am the monster under your bed, the disturbing beer drinking redneck sitting right behind you at your son´s football game, the chain smokeing monkey, the school yard bully that knocks you out and steals your peanut butter sandwich, the clone of your evil twin. I am all this and more.
I am the baghead, a fucking super villain!
World, watch out! ´cause I´ll be bag!
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