Here´s a little story, just to show how evil I am.
Read, if you dare...
I wanted to post this earlier, but the weekend was pretty busy.
Last friday after training, when all the kids left the sports center (yes I´m a trainer for kids.I´m not like this RLSH, who beat the kids up in the streets, I keep them away from the streets. Don´t think I do it for nothing, I do it to bring up my private army...I´m still evil) I started my own little work out in a little gym there.
After an hour or so of weight lifting I finished my work out and wanted to leave the center. It was getting late and I started to become a little bit hungry. On my way out I passed an open door of a meeting room. And there I saw it: a table full of sandwiches for some meeting starting in 30 minutes. More than enough time for me. I grabbed two of the sandwiches and left the crime scene.
The perfect crime...muahahahahahahaha!
Stay tuned, ´cause I´ll be bag!
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Baghead,
AntwortenLöschenAn excellent crime: Victimless, and a victory against "the Man". How devious to be training your minion army so young, while their minds are impressionable. This would appear to be superior to my scheme to enslave the homeless into an army willing to undergo surgical experimentation and upgrade into Cyborgs. And the good don't get this! That's why the Evil will win - we gather resources to ourselves, and they give theirs away.
Keep up the Evil Work,
-Lord Malignance