Kick-Ass

Heared of that movie?



It´s about a highschool guy who wants to be a superhero. He neither has super powers nor training nor intelligence but he has a costume and the wish to fight crime.

Sounds familiar?
Yeah, it sounds like the story of >>enter random RLSH name<< !!!


Let´s all hope ther will not be that much new guys who wants to play hero after watching that movie.
Damn, I really hope...

Hope you all had a great Christmas, Hannukka, Kwanza or what ever you celebrate....

So...the holydays are finished, the christmas party at the Bag Pack hideout was a success and the team got a new member.
A man with the incredible power to mind control femals. I saw his power work, and it´s awesome. He will be the first member of the new cell (which i call from now on the alpha cell, the old one will be the beta cell), he will be my Padawan, he will be the Flirt Nerd. More information will follow.

And an other great info: At the Bag Pack christmas party my ninja assassin climbed up the job ladder and became a full time member of the team, unfortunately she has no cool super villain name, so she will be an inactive member till someone came up with a good one. (Sorry girl: no name, no job...)
The reason why she became a full time member? The greatest idea to spread the mind control virus (ohh, once again mind controling in the same post?) my scientists are working on: after the scientists finished the virus I´ll inject it to all my emplyees. Then they´ll go to a blood donation and donate their blood (makes sense, huu?). So the doctors will give the blood to dozens of people. Slowly hundreds of people are infected by the virus, and when I give the secret signal all this people will stand up and fight for the new world order.

MY WORLD ORDER!






And by the way the Bag Pack gets some money for every blood donation.
Cause we all know: You can´t get a super laser on the moon for free.

Baghead Comic #3: Merry X-Mas to all you little evil doers!

Who was that?

I currently checked some stuff on the internet and saw this picture...



Okay guys, who of you tested the zombiegas in Berlin?
I´m pissed off! Why I didn´t get the memo? I also would be interested to watch the experiment...but after looking at the picture I guess the test was a success and it works pretty well.

So, can I order some?

Wish List For Christmas

Dear Santa Claws,

I was an evil little boy this year, so I hope I´ll get everything on my wish list.

1. plutonium
(you never know when you need it, but it´s good to have some in case of emergency)

2. a laser gun
(every villain should have one)



3. a tank
(one with a machine gun on top, that can swim, is an atv and has tons of other cool stuff...I want a BRDM 2)




Thanks,
Baghead

Shadow Hare and Me

Look what I found...looks like I´m not the only one doing sketches to make fun of real life superheroes.



I love that one and it seems to be true. I haven´t heared anything from or about Shadow Hare for a long time.
Hope he is still active, because he is the one who lead me into the world of the RLSH community.
Six months ago or so a friend of mine sended me an e-mail (subject: "live your dream (or trauma)") with an youtube video of that little news film about Shadow Hare. I watched this film several times and everytime I thought "what an idiot...". And than I noticed somethin ...an internet site. That leaded me to worldsuperheroregistry.com and I realized:"Fuck, there are tons of that idiots!" While checking out the site I found the link to joinroach.com. "Than god, there are people who feel the same way like I do about RLSH."
That´s the story of my way to the evil (and much more fun) side of the hero/villain world.

Hmm, while writeing this story, it reminds me of something: a rabbit leading someone into a new world...sounds like Alice in wonderland, huh?

-Baghead in Wonderland-


Maybe I´ll meet the Mad Hatter and he teaches me some super villain tricks



That´s all for today, but I´ll be bag!

It´s me again

I know I´ve been pretty inactive for the last time, but there is a good excuse for that! I rearrange my team the Bag Pack.
And trust me, that´s not easy...
I have to organize the new cell, teach my successor for the old cell (Dr. Whatson), train my other two henchmen and additionally I have to fight the RLSH community and spread chaos.
Unfortunately I also have to close one of the sections of my organisation. I´m pretty sad that I have to close down my boot camp, where I train kids to become my private army. My accountant told me I have not enough cash to run the boot camp and start a new cell in an other town...stupid motherfucker.
Why can´t this jerk see that this new cell is a once in a lifetime chance.

Nobody said the life of a super villain is an easy one. But I didn´t knew that it´s that stressful...Damn,I´m just a normal guy with a bag on his head.

World,you can sleep peacefully, ´cause I´m busy now...But remember: I´ll be bag!