Freitag, 11. Dezember 2009

It´s me again

I know I´ve been pretty inactive for the last time, but there is a good excuse for that! I rearrange my team the Bag Pack.
And trust me, that´s not easy...
I have to organize the new cell, teach my successor for the old cell (Dr. Whatson), train my other two henchmen and additionally I have to fight the RLSH community and spread chaos.
Unfortunately I also have to close one of the sections of my organisation. I´m pretty sad that I have to close down my boot camp, where I train kids to become my private army. My accountant told me I have not enough cash to run the boot camp and start a new cell in an other town...stupid motherfucker.
Why can´t this jerk see that this new cell is a once in a lifetime chance.

Nobody said the life of a super villain is an easy one. But I didn´t knew that it´s that stressful...Damn,I´m just a normal guy with a bag on his head.

World,you can sleep peacefully, ´cause I´m busy now...But remember: I´ll be bag!

5 Kommentare:

  1. Baghead,
    Yes, Villainy is often stressful (there might be a whole investigation into this). Still, you are not alone. Some fun things have been going on: A recent visit from the Crimson Nematode at www.joinroach.blogspot.com . He included some artwork that you may find enjoyable. It seems he's also away, but when he returns, you may find a comrade in art with him. Troll Flakking is becoming a verbal martial art also. One wishes you success in your endeavors, and happiness in the season,
    -Lord Malignance
    (Too bad about closing down the boot camp. The economy is bad for Villains too. We need some state sponsored cash breaks!)

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  2. Lord M,
    I know I´m not alone. Thank you

    By the way: what is Troll Flakking?

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  3. Baghead,
    Troll Flakking is a made up term, including the two parts "Troll"=Anonymous poster who harrasses the blog, and "Flakking"=Anti-aircraft warfare, or air defence. Airplanes when under attack will deploy bits of metal, and heat sources to attract any inbound missle. So when I say Troll Flakking, I'm going out to mess with the Trolls to protect the blog. There was a legendary Troll Flakker called the White Skull. The Potentate, practices the next level of Forum Awesomeness: Troll Aikido. That's where you turn a Troll into a valuable contributer. THAT's a goal to reach for, and I don't have that talent.
    -Lord Malignance

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  4. There is more - one was slightly incorrect. Flak is still anti aircraft related, however the example one provided is misleading. The example should be corrected to "flare" or "Countermeasures" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flare_(countermeasure)). So in the example, Troll Flakkers are not the airplanes, but the ground based defenses. The Trolls themselves would be the aircraft. "Flak" would be what is thrown at airplanes to bring them down. A sort of barrage at the harrassing trolls.
    Sorry for the misinformation,
    -Lord Malignance
    (Has never served in the military)

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