Kick-Ass

Heared of that movie?



It´s about a highschool guy who wants to be a superhero. He neither has super powers nor training nor intelligence but he has a costume and the wish to fight crime.

Sounds familiar?
Yeah, it sounds like the story of >>enter random RLSH name<< !!!


Let´s all hope ther will not be that much new guys who wants to play hero after watching that movie.
Damn, I really hope...

Hope you all had a great Christmas, Hannukka, Kwanza or what ever you celebrate....

So...the holydays are finished, the christmas party at the Bag Pack hideout was a success and the team got a new member.
A man with the incredible power to mind control femals. I saw his power work, and it´s awesome. He will be the first member of the new cell (which i call from now on the alpha cell, the old one will be the beta cell), he will be my Padawan, he will be the Flirt Nerd. More information will follow.

And an other great info: At the Bag Pack christmas party my ninja assassin climbed up the job ladder and became a full time member of the team, unfortunately she has no cool super villain name, so she will be an inactive member till someone came up with a good one. (Sorry girl: no name, no job...)
The reason why she became a full time member? The greatest idea to spread the mind control virus (ohh, once again mind controling in the same post?) my scientists are working on: after the scientists finished the virus I´ll inject it to all my emplyees. Then they´ll go to a blood donation and donate their blood (makes sense, huu?). So the doctors will give the blood to dozens of people. Slowly hundreds of people are infected by the virus, and when I give the secret signal all this people will stand up and fight for the new world order.

MY WORLD ORDER!






And by the way the Bag Pack gets some money for every blood donation.
Cause we all know: You can´t get a super laser on the moon for free.

Baghead Comic #3: Merry X-Mas to all you little evil doers!

Who was that?

I currently checked some stuff on the internet and saw this picture...



Okay guys, who of you tested the zombiegas in Berlin?
I´m pissed off! Why I didn´t get the memo? I also would be interested to watch the experiment...but after looking at the picture I guess the test was a success and it works pretty well.

So, can I order some?

Wish List For Christmas

Dear Santa Claws,

I was an evil little boy this year, so I hope I´ll get everything on my wish list.

1. plutonium
(you never know when you need it, but it´s good to have some in case of emergency)

2. a laser gun
(every villain should have one)



3. a tank
(one with a machine gun on top, that can swim, is an atv and has tons of other cool stuff...I want a BRDM 2)




Thanks,
Baghead

Shadow Hare and Me

Look what I found...looks like I´m not the only one doing sketches to make fun of real life superheroes.



I love that one and it seems to be true. I haven´t heared anything from or about Shadow Hare for a long time.
Hope he is still active, because he is the one who lead me into the world of the RLSH community.
Six months ago or so a friend of mine sended me an e-mail (subject: "live your dream (or trauma)") with an youtube video of that little news film about Shadow Hare. I watched this film several times and everytime I thought "what an idiot...". And than I noticed somethin ...an internet site. That leaded me to worldsuperheroregistry.com and I realized:"Fuck, there are tons of that idiots!" While checking out the site I found the link to joinroach.com. "Than god, there are people who feel the same way like I do about RLSH."
That´s the story of my way to the evil (and much more fun) side of the hero/villain world.

Hmm, while writeing this story, it reminds me of something: a rabbit leading someone into a new world...sounds like Alice in wonderland, huh?

-Baghead in Wonderland-


Maybe I´ll meet the Mad Hatter and he teaches me some super villain tricks



That´s all for today, but I´ll be bag!

It´s me again

I know I´ve been pretty inactive for the last time, but there is a good excuse for that! I rearrange my team the Bag Pack.
And trust me, that´s not easy...
I have to organize the new cell, teach my successor for the old cell (Dr. Whatson), train my other two henchmen and additionally I have to fight the RLSH community and spread chaos.
Unfortunately I also have to close one of the sections of my organisation. I´m pretty sad that I have to close down my boot camp, where I train kids to become my private army. My accountant told me I have not enough cash to run the boot camp and start a new cell in an other town...stupid motherfucker.
Why can´t this jerk see that this new cell is a once in a lifetime chance.

Nobody said the life of a super villain is an easy one. But I didn´t knew that it´s that stressful...Damn,I´m just a normal guy with a bag on his head.

World,you can sleep peacefully, ´cause I´m busy now...But remember: I´ll be bag!

my own little world...

Dr. Whatson

At first I want to talk about blogger/blogspot...why shows this fucking side "new" posts to me days after they where posted? Is this some evil plan of the RLSH community to disturb our exchange of information or does this side just suck?

Okay, now to the main topic of my post:Dr. Whatson
I formed my own team of super villains:the Bag Pack
Most of them are in training right now,so they are no real villains, just minions and henchmen. But one of them showed incredible evil powers, so he became a full time Bag Packer and his name is Dr. Whatson. He started as my side kick, to help me to do evil. This guy has an eye for the detail, he noticed things I would possibly miss. He is a real enrichment to my team.
I will leave my home town in a few days because of a new job (I need the money,because you can´t get a super laser on the moon for free...) so this cell of the Bag Pack will be without a leader. Dr. Whatson will be my proxy while I build up a new cell in my new home town. He also will be the vice president of the Bag Pack, my right hand, my eyes and ears, my connection to the rabble.
I´m sure he will do well in this position,´cause if the doctor is in the house, you know what´s on...
Okay, that´s all for now, just a quick update to let you know about the newest changes over here in Germany (still RLSH free).
I´ll be bag...

Baghead Comic #2:Baghead helps Lord Malignance to fight his nemesis Phantom Zero (in color!)

short update

Good news for the evil guys, bad news for the good guys.
The old year ends in a few days and the new one is right around the corner, so it´s the perfect time to do something new. At the weekend I found three people, who want to be villains. I will take this people and turn them into the most successful henchmen I could imagine.
With this team things will change...

Baghead Comic #1: Halloween

christmas countdown

Just two months and it´s christmas again.
Time to get some gift for the people you love. So I was looking at the internet for something cool for my father. Maybe some fishing stuff...no, he has enough of that. Maybe a watch...yup, sounds good. So I was checking what cool swatch stuff is available. And... WOW!



Didn´t know their is a so called villain collection by swatch...cool. Okay, it´s James Bond themed but it´s a start. Finally villains get the credits they deserve.
And the one top right is really sweet looking.

Time to turn out the computer...nothing found for my father but definitely something for my own christmas wish list.

Adios, all you little evil doers!
But don´t become desperate, ´cause I´ll be bag!

Supply And Demand

It´s okay to be evil.
It´s okay to be evil if you want to rule the world, enslave the mankind or just because of revenge. But it´s not okay to be evil just because of money. In my eyes that´s the wrong intention to be a villain.
I will give you an example: Daimler, a company which produces cars.
That´s what I thought...Some time ago I´ve heared, that they have some subsidiary companies. That´s okay, that´s normal.
But there are three of this subsidiary companies that are interesting:

#1 produces land mines
#2 produces vehicles to find and remove land mines (don´t know what they are called in english) and finally
#3 produces prostheses

A pretty evil combination, the most inhuman and perverse one I can imagine.
And why do they do it? Because they want take over the power? Because they hate arms and legs? Because they are members of a weird sect?
No! They just want to make money. And they don´t care about the people.

That´s pure and simple wrong. Wrong on a ethically, human and moral way.
Why you RLSH idiots don´t fight against these people? Why you don´t do something useful and act against some real crime?

That´s all for today, but I´ll be bag.

Can you smell it?

On saturday I saw these guy on tv



MISTER METHANE

He was at a talent show, and his special talent is he can fart. He can fart songs, blow out candles and lots of other cool anal wind acrobatic stuff.
He should become a honorary member in the legions of doom because of his fight against the ozon layer, the perfume industry and the smell of all this little disgusting air refreshers.

baghead report

Here´s a little story, just to show how evil I am.
Read, if you dare...

I wanted to post this earlier, but the weekend was pretty busy.
Last friday after training, when all the kids left the sports center (yes I´m a trainer for kids.I´m not like this RLSH, who beat the kids up in the streets, I keep them away from the streets. Don´t think I do it for nothing, I do it to bring up my private army...I´m still evil) I started my own little work out in a little gym there.
After an hour or so of weight lifting I finished my work out and wanted to leave the center. It was getting late and I started to become a little bit hungry. On my way out I passed an open door of a meeting room. And there I saw it: a table full of sandwiches for some meeting starting in 30 minutes. More than enough time for me. I grabbed two of the sandwiches and left the crime scene.
The perfect crime...muahahahahahahaha!

Stay tuned, ´cause I´ll be bag!

little guide for super villains

How to rule the world by Andre de Guillaume



This is a nice little book with a lot of useful informations. A must have for all future leaders of the world. I really enjoyed to read it.
It tells you how to take over the power in your country, what characteristics you need to be a dictator and all the other stuff you need to know, and it´s fun written.

what happens to old heroes?

ORIGIN

This is my story.
It was a starry night in Germany and I was in my garden to smoke a cigarette.
And then...BAM!...a rock, straight from space, slamed into my head. But instead of killing me or giveing me super powers (found out that only works in super hero comics...) it only made my face looking like a pound of hamburger meat, my face was ruined. My pretty face was fucking ruined!
After that bad joke of the universe i started to hate myself. I destroyed all the mirrors in my house, because I was unable to look at these person formerly known as =[censored]=. This man no longer exists. I became an outcast, full of hate for the world. I decided to hide my face under a mask, a new face for a new person.
I became the baghead, a man with the vision to enslave the whole mankind.

That´s all for now...I´ll be bag!

Welcome in the realm of baghead!

Greetings, mankind!
I am the baghead, future leader of the world. This blog is my way to show future generations how i took over the power. I will explain my evil plans to you, just to show you I am unstoppable.

You may now ask: who the fuck is the baghead?

Good question...
I am the monster under your bed, the disturbing beer drinking redneck sitting right behind you at your son´s football game, the chain smokeing monkey, the school yard bully that knocks you out and steals your peanut butter sandwich, the clone of your evil twin. I am all this and more.
I am the baghead, a fucking super villain!

World, watch out! ´cause I´ll be bag!