The Flirt Nerd

Greetings from the Bag Cave / the Bagster Building / Bagtopolis...looking for a name for the Bag Pack headquater, don´t know what to call it...

Whatever, some time ago a told you about the new member of my team. A man with the superpower to mind control females. I would like to tell you about our first meeting (it wasn´t really the first meeting, but the first as super villains. Me, Bodybag (the super villain formely known as Dr. Whatson) and the Flirt Nerd met in a bar. When we entered the bar we were looking fo a table and the hotest girl in the room waved to the Flirt Nerd. He waved back and I asked him: "Who´s that girl?". He answered: "I don´t know. Think she confounds me."
Could be a fortunate coincidence, so let´s contiue with the story:
We sat down on a table in a little alcove aside (like Han Solo in Star Wars Episode 4 and like every villain should do) and ordered some beer and talked about new ways to take over the power. As we wanted to order some more beer the waitress ignored us like just a waitress can do. You know what I´m talking about...
The Flirt Nerd looked across te room where she stand behind the bar and said very quietly: "Pumpkin, come on over...". Right in this moment she took her tray and came over to our table.
Just an other coincidence?
Later that evening Bodybags girl friend came along and huged everyone for welcome. Me first, Bodybag was number two and Flirt Nerd the last one. In Germany there is a saying: "Das Beste kommt zum Schluss", what means: "the best at the end". And that´s what she said to Flirt Nerd while huging him.
That was the ultimate proof of his power. He´s a ladies man.
And I´m glad I have such a man in my team.



Just a quick update:That doesn´t belong to the story, but I want to tell. My ninja assassin girl (who has still no villain name) climbed another step on the ladder of success! She does now voluntary work on a small local tv station where she can spread our propaganda secretly. That´s a great chance for us...

Hot news - a little update

Dr. Whatson is dead!
Metaphorically spoken.

I found out he is no real doctor. He lied to me...I was shocked. I was disapointed. I was so proud.
But in an brainstorming sesion we (and with "we" I want to say "I") decided to change his name. Because of his interest in pathology his new name will be "Body Bag". (He will also get a new costume.)
I also decided he has to be punished. Now he has to run around the world. Har!


Villain networking

Some days ago I was contacted by a super villain from America via e-mail.
He told me a little bit about himself and showed interest in the Bag Pack.
We will see how this connection will turn out...
I will keep you updated.




Okay, that´s all for today. Now I have to go back to the working desk and continue with project prototype. Hopefully I can show you some pics in the next days.

The next generation of villains

Hello all you little evil doers out there, it´s me again.
Some time ago I moved (special thanks to my henchmen, who all find an excuse to not help me...) and now all my evil machines are installed, the painter finished his work today and I have internet... so let´s get it on.

But enough about me and my problems,the reason why I´m posting is: I saw an evil genius in the body of a little child.
Two days ago I was sneaking around the neighbourhood to look for a super market. A young mother and her little daughter (guess it is a daughter,it´s hard to see in all this winter clothes) walked in front of me with their tiny dog. I don´t know what kind of dog it was, one of this rat looking things.
The little child had the dog´s rope in her hand. It was one of this ropes, where you push a button on a plastic handle and he rope rolls in (do you understand what I´m talking about? I hope so, it´s pretty hard to explain in english for me)
Back to the story: the girl pushed the button again and again, so the head of the dog was pulled back again and again. After some time the girl was bored by just pushing the button. I could see how her little brain works, she looked from the rope to the dog, back to the rope and back to the dog. Finally she pushed the button again and also dropped her end of the rope, so the plastic handle races over the side walk straight to the dog. The dog noticed a strange noise from behind, turned around and was hit by the plastic handle straight in his little rat face.
The mother looked shocked and me and the daughter started to laugh.

One great moment for humorous villainity.

In this moment I knew: the next generation of villains is coming.
And it will be a good one



Hope you understand what I´m talking about...
Okay, that´s all for today. I´ll work a little on project prototype and then go to sleep.


Oh, and: Evil new year, to all of you!